Fighting the Nanny State Since 2003

Life Lessons From James

The first in an occasional series. 

If you eat Crayola Color Explosion paper, it turns your face blue.  The good news is it’s non-toxic.  The bad news is it takes awhile for the color to wear off.

My son looks like he’s been eating Smurfs, apparently.  I’ll see if I can get Elaine to send me a picture.

7 Responses to “Life Lessons From James”

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    Andy in CT Says:

    what else can I say but, BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! That is too funny…ROFLMAO!!!

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    Steve Says:

    Was it like the scene in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory where the kid eats the gum and starts turning blue? Or did he rub blue paper all over his face?

    My boy likes to color on himself every chance he gets. I hope this is not a sign of future tattoo work he will be getting.

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    Terry Says:

    Aaaahhhh!!!

    Fatherhood!

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    Cam Says:

    Oh c’mon Steve, doesn’t every father look forward to the day when his child gets his/her first tattoo? :P

    Just wait until you’re doing laundry and you run across a pair of thong underwear that doesn’t belong to your wife, but instead belongs to your daughter.

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    Kevin Says:

    Could be worse. That thong COULD belong not to your wife or daughter, but when your son starts wearing them……….

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    Woody Says:

    Did I ever tell you about the time I put too much blue food color in some frosting for one of my son’s birthday cakes? Parents were calling all the next day wanting to know why all their kids’ stools were turning the water in the bowl blue…

    Woody

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    MikeM Says:

    ROFL! Woody, that’s hilarious! And a great idea for a practical joke! It’s a pity I didn’t know of this when my kids were small. =8-0

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