Apparently it doesn’t meet the Catholic criteria for a miracle. I’m just guessing that true miracles don’t end up as the property of an online casino. If they did, then Donald Trump would have bought the Holy Grail long before now.
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I wonder how many grilled cheese sandwiches I’d have to make to come up with Mt. Rushmore……
If I sold them as I made them, which would net me the most money, selling all the sandwiches or the one that looks like Mt. Rushmore?
Woody
OK, let me get this straight… I’m all powerful. I created the universe. I created man. I created the concept of sandwiches, cheese, and bread.
But the best sign of my power and existance I can muster is a grilled cheese sandwich?
Uh… ok.
I guess my fish stick wouldn’t qualify either.
Jake,
Know what I like about God’s grilled cheese sandwich? He left it up to us to add ham or tomato or both!
Woody
Jake,
Priceless! LMAO!
Justin
Farrah,
Beware of false prophets who come as a wolf in fishstick breading. The only way to the Father is through Mary and her immaculately prepared sandwich.
Justin ^_^
Jake,
I know you have me on ignore so you can’t respond, but here’s a little different look at your hypothetical as stated above.
Perhaps a grilled cheese sandwich is not the “best sign of your power and existence” but merely a subtle reminder that God is everywhere, except in American schools and courtrooms.
He is however, in the back of all police cars and jail cells. That’s why when some idiot is arrested and thrown into the back of a cop car the perp suddenly repents and finds God, or asks to be released from prison because now that he has found God, he is a changed and different man than the one who committed the crime.
Jeesus Kevin, you’ve got to even try and pick an argument with someone, even when they’re joking? Good lord man…
Only a hate-filled liberal like yourself would make the asinine statement that some conservative offering an oinion is trying to pick an argument.
Stop directing your hate toward me Homer. America rejected idiots like you on Novemebr 2, or didn’t you get that message? Go back to Steve’s blog and spew your vitriloic hatred over there.
You made my point perfectly for me Kevin, thank you.
By the way, what did your beloved Sowell say about liberals, something about how when they resort to name calling, you’ve won…
I see you called me hate filled, and an idiot. I guess since you’re such a Sowell fan that I won?
There is a vast difference between name calling and descriptions. I described you in the above-referenced post. Obviously, you do not have the intelligence to understand, so I will not bother to explain.
It’s obvious to anyone with an IQ above the current room temperature that you are a typical liberal, filled with hate for this country and those who wish to see it suceed. You have proven many times you are an idiot by refusing to be open minded when it comes to conservatives. You prove my point everytime you post a blog, Steve, Jr., so go play in the street.
Nice try Kevin…but we all know you’re FoS
btw can I call you an idiot since you’re not open to anything BUT conservative ideas? Oh wait, can I describe you as an idiot? *rolls eyes*
So how’s it feel to post with impunity?
All this over a sandwhich. It must be some sandwhich.
I’m still partial to the fish stick.
Are you finished now Steve, Jr? Do you have any proof that “we all know you’re FoS?” or is this another one of you basless lies?
If you can’t prove it Homer, shut your F**in mouth or I’ll see you in court.
Sue me kevin,, please sue me. I’d like to see you follow through on these cowardly threats you always like to make our. Best part is, you’re the one over-reacting here, doing the very thing you say a liberal does when they’re beaten. I guess you’r ebeaten since you’re only reiterating my point. So sue me Kevin, otherwise you’re blowing smoke out your butt.
Tell you what tough guy, you prove I hate america, and I’ll prove you’re FoS.
btw Cam, you wanna finally put a cork in this guy or what?
Prove the statement “we all know your FoS.” Did you poll everyone on this site Homer? What scientific methods did you use? What was you your margin of error?
You tell lies and then accuse me of blowing smoke.
More people on this site agree with me more than you. Period
Why should anyone “put a cork” in me Homer? Can’t handle the truth? Now that you are in the minority in this country, politically speaking, maybe you should consider keeping your lies to yourself. America has rejected ideology like yours, you America haters. Go back to your lover Steve’s site and play kissy kissy with him.
BTW I don’t have to prove you hate America. It shows almost everytime you open your mouth.
Prove it Kevin, that I hate America, where’s your emperical evidence? Or is it just your opinion, as mine is about you? You talk about me lieing, when it’s all you ever do. So either put up and sue me, or shut up. Your idle threats are annoying me.
Now this is some real entertainment!
As a member of the “law conscious citizen” brigade with Woody, I’d like to point out that Kevin’s case against Homer would most probably be baseless and without merit. Assuming he would sue for slander, the first problem for Kevin would be defining what FoS means. Other than the literal definition that might require, or apply to, diapers, any other meaning of FoS is pure conjecture and therefore without merit in a court of law.
On the other hand, if Kevin was to apply the literal definition, the burden of proof would be on him as to the total amount of feces in his body at the time of the alleged grievance. Considering Kevin spends an enormous amount of time with his head up his ass, that might be an easy thing for him to do.
Cosrai,
“On the other hand, if Kevin was to apply the literal definition, the burden of proof would be on him as to the total amount of feces in his body at the time of the alleged grievance.”
This is the second keyboard I’ve replaced in a week. Any idea when you might be sending me that check? ^_^
Justin
I wondered how long it would be before one of Steve’s minions mentioned inserting body parts into other body parts, and Cosrai didn’t disappoint. No wonder my finely honed gaydar peaks whenever Homer and Cosrai post.
Not that there’s anything wrong with that.
Kevin, you’re making me turn off the IGNORE KEVIN filter only long enough for me to laugh that me talking about a grilled cheese sandwich that has turned into yet more ridiculous ranting from you. This pretty much proves that ANYTHING will set you off.
Cam, for what it’s worth, I’m raising my hand and asking that Kevin be booted once and for all. Kevin is the number one reason that I’m not spending as much time on this site. He constantly and continually ruins any intersting or in depth discussion on nearly every topic he posts on.
The anonimity of the Internet has caused Kevin to go nutso. He starts more scuffles than anyone and brings down everyone around him.
This site used to be a hub for logical, well-reasoned, interesting, and engaging discussion. Unfortunately, it’s lately become a hub of Kevin’s spittle-flinging ranting and the reaction to it.
Maybe I’m just more turned off by this than others, and if so, I’ll happily move on. But if others feel the same, I encourage you to speak up.
/IGNORE KEVIN FILTER ON
I just want Kevin to step up and sue me. Be a man and follow through on your threats. I would LOVE to take this into a court and see how far it gets.
Otherwise, take your licks and save it for another day, as is the way you always do things.
And leave it to Kevin to, in an act of desperation, accuse myself, Jake, and Cosrai of being Gay. How juvenile. Way to go Kevin. You’re only proving our points. Keep diggin that hole, sparky.
btw if you look at every thread where Kevin goes nutso, you’ll see it always started with him resorting to the “such-and-such hates america, and their liberals, and they’re all liars, and they all work for steve and the DNC, and Sowell said this would happen so it MUST be true because Sowell couldn’t be wrong” tacticts. Cos, Jake, what am I leaving out, I know I’m missing something.
Justin,
Send me an address and the check’s in the mail.
Homer,
You lying gay America hatin’ liberal minion of Steve and the DNC. Thanks to the teachings of the great omnipotent Sowell, I think you’ve pretty much summed up our travels down the yellow brick road, where we met the cowardly Kevin.
Funniest thing about his last post was that the only body parts I mentioned being inserted was his own head into his own ass. How that warmed up his “gaydar” is beyond me.
I didn’t realize that Kevin was tossing out gay comments. That’s classic.
So Kevin, when you say-
“No wonder my finely honed gaydar peaks whenever Homer and Cosrai post.”
How exactly did you “hone” said gaydar? Why exactly are you spending this much time thinking about being gay?
So Jake, is your /IGNORE KEVIN/ filter on or off? I’ve noticed on threads like “Alcohol Free Sooners” and “Members Only” both us us offered an opinon without stooping to personal attacks. Why did you sudden;y decide to start attacking me in a thread that had nothing to do with you? Which is it Jake, is your /IGNORE KEVIN/ filter on or off? Also, pretty arrogant of you to ask Cam to boot people YOU don’t like. I guess that’s why you don’t have your own site, cause nobody gives a rat’s behind what you have to say.
Cosrai, suffice it to say, I expected much better from you. You actually have the capability of having an intelligent conversation, but unfortunately, you frequently end it with cheap shots and snide comments.
Homer, dear sweet Homer. I am still waiting for your empirical evidence to back up your claim that “we all know you’re FoS.” Again, when was this study conducted? Did you do it yourself or use and independent, third party? What was the margin of error? Homer used to be able to offer the occasional logical comment, but because you no appear to be attemping to entertain Cosrai and Jake, you have gone way off out into left field. The only other logical explantion is that you have become Steve’s hand puppet. BTW, what’s with these attacks on Dr. Sowell? Since you haven’t read his books, the only thing I can think of is that you are also a racist.
I won’t stoop to Jake’s level and try to tell Cam how to run his site, but since Jake can’t respond because he has his /IGNORE KEVIN/ filter on, all I can say to all three of you blind mice is that if you can’t back up your mouths, keep’em shut. America rejected your liberal way of thinking November 2. You may want to consider moving to a Blue county, if you can find one.
America rejected my liberal way of thinking… like voting for Bush?
Kevin, (and this is more for everyone else than for you) I’m in no way telling Cam how to run his site. I’m simply stating an opinion about one of my fellow posters. If Cam chooses to ignore me, than so be it. It’s not my site and I’ll follow his lead whichever way he goes. Doesn’t mean I can’t bring it up though.
Kevin, in all the years you’ve been posting silly, confused, clueless comments here, this quote of yours has to top it -
“I guess that’s why you don’t have your own site, cause nobody gives a rat’s behind what you have to say.”
As has been mentioned here by me and others, as has been linked to by Cam here, Homer on his site, and many other sites, and has been linked to in every single comment I’ve posted here over several years, my blog site is-
www.smackmybooty.com
The site is about 2 years old. I have a small, but growing and regular audience. I have about 800 blog post entries, of my liberal “I’m going to vote for Bush, Michael Moore is an idiot” liberal garbage you so often refer to.
…Don’t have a site of my own. Classic Kevin.
Oh, well I stand corrected……..wait…….I thought you had me on/IGNORE KEVIN/, or was that another lie?
Guess so.
If you want to call that a “blogsite” then I’ll contact the Guiness book of world records for the smallest website/smallest mind catergory.
Jake, if you don’t like what I say, I really don’t give a crap. That’s why I would never visit your site. Obviously, with sucha small number of hits on your site, very few people really care what you have to say.
I’ll ask you this one more time Jake. Is your /IGNORE KEVIN/ filter on or off? If it’s on, why do you keep attacking me? If it’s off, then why do you lie about having it on? Really, I have much better things to do than to argue with a mental midget. Why don’t you go to your website and push people around, booting them when they don’t agree with you instead of coming to ohter peoples sites and DEMANDING that they boot people you don’t agree with?
Kevin, are you going to sue me or what? You have changed the topic every time someone has pointed out one of your fallacies.
Obviously Kevin, for now, his ignore filter is off, how dense are you? Do you honestly think you have anything to gain by obfuscating your lack of ability to answer direct questions put to you, while trying to change the course of your attacks at every turn? If you don’t care what he says, why respond? It’s idiotic Kev. And you call him a mental midget, that’s classic. What frutuitious revelations have you come up with besides the ones that myself, Jake, and Cosrai haven’t mentioned yet?
Are you going to sue me, or is it all a bunch of s&%t? It’s a simple question. I say you’re FoS, it’s an observation I have made, and held for over a year now. So waht’s it gonna be?
And if Jake’s blog is insignificant because it has so few a readers, what does THAT tell you about YOUR ideas, seeing how you have NO readers except those that post here? Keep digging Kevin, keep diggin.
How stupid can you be Homer? So now, instead of answering my questions, what type of survey did you use, what was your margin of error, etc, I see Steve has told you to change your original comment “we all know you are FoS” to “I say your FoS.” And you accuse me of changing the subject? How asinine. And your totally ignorant comment about how Jake the liar has more readers than I do simply because he has a website, how stupid is that? Here’s one for you Steve Jr, I have more people watching me on TV because I have TV show here in Norman!! Suck on that, Homey!
You three guys remind me of the gays here in Norman where when one picks a fight, the others jump in and try to bitch slap the “breeder” (read non-gay). Do you need Jake the liar the jump in and help you out Steve Jr? Looks like it.
Stop chaning the topic Steve Jr. Tell me how you arrived at the scientific conclusion that “we all know you are FoS.” Back up your mouth with facts Homer. As usual you can’t do it. Jake, Cosrai and your butthole surfing buddies just love to attack those of us in the majority.
smack my booty, what a stupid name for a website. Sounds like a gay porno site. Yeah buddy, when I want to engage in intelligent conversation, the first thing I think is smack my booty! How damn stupid.
More Classic Kevin. I love it!
Kevin says -
I’m “DEMANDING” Cam boot users
Reality is -
I’ve thrown in a vote to have Kevin booted, explained my reasoning, then said that I’m fine either way Cam decides to go. Yeah, that’s a demand.
Kevin, your gay bashing (”butthole surfing buddies”) makes my stomach turn. We all knew you had a pretty obvious hatred there, but as your spittle flinging rants get crazier and crazier, it comes out more and more.
As far as my blog…. I couldn’t possibly care less what you think about it. There’s a story behind my domain name, and I like it - that’s all that matters. As far as the audience, I blog because I like to, not to drive traffic. But as of today, if traffic is all that matters to you, I have more blog readers than you do.
And I know you won’t do this, but if anyone else wonders what the tone of conversation is over at my blog, I encourage you to check it out. I’ve never once banned anyone, and I’ve only deleted spam posts. I’ve responded to nearly counter-argument, and often say that the other person’s position is valid or a better one than mine.
Kevin, to answer your question…
/IGNORE KEVIN FILTER
Kevin, do you f’ing read my posts?
Prove it Kevin, that I hate America, where’s your emperical evidence? Or is it just your opinion, as mine is about you? You talk about me lieing, when it’s all you ever do. So either put up and sue me, or shut up. Your idle threats are annoying me.
Posted by Homer at December 3, 2004 11-12 AM
So which is it tough guy, you gonna sue me or what? Follow through on your threats like a man, Kev..otherwise, you ARE FoS, and that’s all the evidence I need.
And is the best you have is to resort to grade school, homphobic name calling? Pussy
Outside of this “Kevin and his lack of convictions to follow through on his threats thing”, this blog has taken a pretty slow downhill slide. Cam used to have a good deal of readers and posters, I would say half split between conservative and liberal. The reason so many of each side was here was because most of the time, the conversations became civil. Kevin has pretty much ruined that, so that anymore it’s just a bunch of people agreeing with each other. That’s not a dialogue, that’s just slapping each other’s backs. Anymore, I spend more time dealing with Kevin than I do anything else on Cam’s blog. The fact that he won’t back up his threats just makes this all meaningless.
Kevin, it’s been awhile since someone has tweaked me like you have. Congrats on that, but be forewarned, if you’re not going to follow through on your threats, you can STFU, because I don’t take threats lightly. People who threaten me get on my shitlist fast. So back up your big mouth, tough guy, be a man. Otherwise, cower back into the anonimity of cyberspace and hide behind your computer.
Cam, this is what Kevin is. No one on your site in all the years I’ve been here has EVER accused someone numberous times of being gay, hating america, or being racist, as Kevin has. You’ve warned him before. You banned Steve, and Steve NEVER went this far as to accuse people of being this things. This is what he’s doing to your blog. Look at how the postings and readership have gone down. You can see it is directly correlated with Kevin. Dissenting voices here havne’t left because they were beaten, asn Kevin would like to think, they left because they don’t like dealing with infantile minds like Kevin forces them to deal with. I love to come here and debate with Woody, Jake, Cosrai, Farrah, etc…but Kevin is ruining it. And if you let him, he’ll run off all your readers. Maybe that’s what you want, and that’s fine because obviously it’s your blog. But I thought you wanted to post stories to have a discussion about it, not have damn near every thread resort to name calling, baseless accusation of racism and hating america, like Kevin does.
And Kevin, seriously, be a man and follow through on your threats, otherwise you’re a coward, and deserve no more than a cursurty glance.
Homer,
I think the point is that Kevin is in the majority, and that’s all it takes to make him right. The rest of us, well, we need to get used to people who act like Kevin, because they obviously are the kind of folks who make up the new majority in this country.
So long as Cam let’s Kevin set the tone for this blog, then he’s just affirming he’s also a part of the new majority, and proud of it. Since my side lost, I guess I’ll just have to do like Kevin said, and keep my mouth shut for now.
Jake the Liar, who claims he has his /IGNORE KEVIN?/ filter on, obvioulsy does not, and repeatedly attacks me because he disagrees with me, and Homer, whose asinine claims that I will “run off all your readers” of this site. HOW FUNNY HOMER!!! I’ve pissed off two guys and they are both screaming the sky is falling!! Just shows how arrogant both of you are, two supposedly grown men(?) get their precious feelings hurt and they want me booted. You and Jake the Liar have made claims you cannot back up. All I have asked you to do is to prove what you say. Obviously, neither of you can do it. Just more attacks, and changing the subject. Homer, make no mistake, you are not being threatened in any way, shape of form, but since you are an America Hating liberal, you love to play the victim and if I said “top” and you say “bottom” you would take that as a threat. It’s just your liberal nature.
Homer, one last time, this is a direct request. You claimed that “we all know you are FoS.” All I want you to do is to prove when you polled EVERYONE who has visited this site, what methodology was used, what was the margin of error, and what, if any independent source was used iun the polling data. Otherwise, you lied. You made a blanket statement which cannot be subtantiated. That is called a lie. As for any lawsuit that may result out of that, I am under no timeline to file. Could be next week, could be next year. Maybe I will, maybe I won’t. Defeating a liberal by using his own words against him is far more important to me than a mere pittance of any monetary settlement that would result from you Homer. Put up or shut up, Homer. Prove your statement, “we all know you’re FoS.” Prove it. PROVE IT! PROVE IT!!
Ah yes, Jake and Homer, smack my booty!! smack my booty!! Whose your daddy?! Ride’em cowboys!!
Kevin, you obviously don’t read what I write. So let me spell it out for you-
I will prove you are Full of Shit, when you PROVE I hate America, when you prove that I am a racist. Clear enough Kevin? You do that, YOU DO THAT, and I’ll prove my point. Otherwise, you got nothing, and you know it.
And as for your cowardly threat of a lawsuit, that’s what I thought. How’s it feel to know that’s the best you got? Coward.
Homer, no, Kevin doesn’t listen to anything except the thoughts in his own head. Anything you write is pointless because he reads (or reads in) whatever he wants.
I too get nuts over his ridiculous, confused, homophobic, spittle-flinging rants. I guess I just hold on the idea that a realistic, valuable conversation can be held here without Kevin dragging the conversation down into the “all you damn idiot liberals” pit of despair.
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